A Ha Ha Moment

WARNING:  This post contains poop references and potentially offensive material.  If you’re okay with that, please proceed…

I can’t help it, but I just love corny jokes.  I don’t always remember them very well, but once in a while I’ll be in a conversation with someone, and something gets triggered in my brain to remember a joke, which then, unfortunately, makes me feel the need to immediately blurt it out.  It must be so annoying.  But it cracks me up.

So today I thought I’d share some of the ones I can remember so that other people can share the laughter, or, more likely, the groans…

The World’s Corniest Jokes That Make Me Laugh:

“What’s brown and sticky?”
“A stick.”

“What’s brown and sounds like a bell?”
“Dung.”

“What’s brown and sits on a piano bench?”
“Beethoven’s last movement.”

“What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?”
“Ba-na-na-na”

“What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke Skywalker at the Chinese restaurant?”
“Use the forks Luke”

“Did you hear about the midget clairvoyant who escaped from prison?”
“Be on the lookout for a small medium at large!”

“Did you hear about the new airline that flies direct from Geneva to Italy?”
“It’s called Gen-Italia.”

“How do you make a tissue dance?”
“Put a little boogie in it.”

“What did the sign in front of the rehab center say?”
“Please stay off the grass.”

Miles also loves a good joke, and is pretty good at coming up with his own clever word play.  I am very proud of his jokes, and always ask him to tell people his latest joke.  (What an annoying mom I am.)  Check ‘em out…

Miles’s original jokes:

“Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?”
“Because then they’d be Bay-gulls (bagels)”

“What kind of soldiers do you make with your shoe laces?”
“Knotsies (Nazis).”

“Why do eggs think it’s funny to be thrown against the wall?”
“Because they crack up!”

“What kind of car does God drive?”
“A Jesus Chrysler”

and finally…

“What’s the difference between an alien and a poop?”
“An alien is from Mars and says ‘Take me to your leader’ and a poop is from Uranus and says ‘Take me to your toilet’.”

What second grade boy wouldn’t have a poop joke in his repertoire?  Oh, and I also like his funny little rhyme:

“Humans go to college and get more knowledge. Aliens go to Jupiter and get more stupider”

Okay then…  That’s all folks!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>