Until now, I never...
Got Pooped on by a Bird While Riding my Bike

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I kind of remember having a bird poop on me ages ago at my grandmother’s house, so I added the caveat that that this time it was while I was riding my bike.  I had just left the playground, biking home alone since both kids set up play-dates with friends.  It was a beautiful, sunny, almost spring day, and I was in a great mood.  As I was pedaling up a hill, two crows swooped by and one of them let loose on me, getting me in three places – my head, chest, and leg.  “NO WAY!” I shouted.  But then I started thinking how this is supposed to be good luck. I got nailed three times, so that should be very good luck indeed.  We shall see…