Until now, I never...
Rode a Mechanical Bull

mechanical bull

So this wasn’t exactly the mechanical bull you’ve seen in movies like Urban Cowboy, it was more the type you see at a kid’s birthday party, but you’ve got to start somewhere I suppose.  And let me tell you, this was not easy.  That was one slippery bull, with not much to hold onto.  Thank goodness for that bouncy house padding!  I stayed on that thing for 37 seconds.  Woo hoo!